Put the leftovers back on the counter
I’m making you a treat for your afternoon snack
Living like animals, we’re eating last night
Putting tacos in our every bite

Sit beside me while I’m cooking it right
And I’ll serve in the sheets, give you bite for bite
But I know how you like it, pack the protein tight
Even put it where there ain’t light

Take your time, getting saucy on a plate
I can show you well a time where any breakfast is great
If you let me scramble eggs, you’ll see a spicier date
Where every morning is first-rate

Dirty dining
Seasoning dance
We’re having breakfast for desert
If you would give it a chance

Forget your tableware
Stop using your hands
We’re no barbarians
We’ll use my pants